For Sale! One Slightly Used Tire — Perfect for Your Clown Car or Haunted House!
Photo of the used tire for sale
Are you in need of a tire that’s seen better days but still has plenty of life left in it? Look no further! I’m selling my beloved tire, which has traveled many miles, experienced many bumps, and even survived a squirrel invasion
This tire is great for:
Completing your clown car look
Creating a spooky haunted house prop
As a giant frisbee (for those epic backyard battles)
As a giant frisbee (for those epic backyard battles)
Standing guard in the middle of your driveway to startle visitors
Features:
Slightly worn tread (for that authentic “just escaped a tornado” look)
Random paint splatters (artistic touch)
A couple of mysterious dents (charmingly "vintage")
Might be a little flat, but hey, it’s still got attitude!
Asking price: $10 or best offer. I might throw in a bag of potato chips and some hope.
Serious inquiries only—unless you want to chat about the meaning of life, then I’m all ears.
